Tag Archives: Relationships

Dr Seuss is My Homeboy

According to Google, my real expertise is spouse torture.  I find this rather ridiculous since my husband is thrilled to be married to me.  Obviously.  It’s so much sarcasm all the time.  Plus, I cook a mean dish of macaroni … Continue reading

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Please Tell Me the Money from this Photo Went to Charity

This shall be brief.  Hopefully. I am disgusted, as much with myself as anyone.  Like a sheep, I clicked on a link about bridal trends which led me to an article about Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake’s marriage wedding. Per usual, … Continue reading

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Tequila and Fairytales

My husband is probably due one nice post, especially after this.  A quick glance at my site stats confirm that Google also thinks I’m mean to my husband. Some of you probably already guessed this, but I’m not exactly a … Continue reading

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How to Torture Your Husband on a Rainy Weekend

Whenever I see signs that read “Keep New York Beautiful,” I snicker a little.  This area of New York is fairly developed, and you have to go pretty far East or upstate before you encounter natural beauty. In contrast, northern … Continue reading

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Love is Watching Someone Die

It was a Thursday. I woke up that morning, realized I was a week early yet again, and headed to the bathroom.  I had never had blood clots before, so I didn’t have any idea how much blood there would … Continue reading

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