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- RT @EvilSchwartzie: I should probably stop here for the night. Remind me tomorrow and I'll tell you why Danielle Steel wants to kill me. 39 minutes ago
- RT @EvilSchwartzie: My original name was Elvis Mortimer Evilschwartzie, but it's not as cool as it sounds. You pronounce Elvis "Elf-fish." 39 minutes ago
- RT @EvilSchwartzie: Little known fact: When Molly Ringwald & I broke up I changed my name to Evil Schwartzie and she moved to France. 40 minutes ago